Friday Confessions

Dante and I alternate Fridays letting deprived Stoolies get shit off their chests.  This blog series is simply for confessions (and clicks).

I'll go first…

I once slipped while getting out of the shower and fell on a cucumber that went directly up my ass... I had to go to the ER to get it removed eventually, and the doctors laughed at my explanation once they found the cucumber had a condom on it.

The comments are open if you need to get anything off your chest.

Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.

-Large

More stories about more things accidentally flying up more asses on the latest episode of Twisted History…

TAR

-L